| Are You Really From Maine? |
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YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you can name all four seasons, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if they are Tourist, Foliage, Ski and Mud. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you own flannel shirts, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if you wear one with a tie. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you know the back roads, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if you drive them to avoid the toll booth. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you own a pick-up truck, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if the truck is 4-wheel drive, has a gun rack, a plow on the front and a dog in the back. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you attend church suppers, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if that's considered a night out on the town. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you live in a white cape, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if there is a picket fence around the house, a garden in the back, a woodpile somewhere, and some appliances on the front lawn. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you say "Ames-es", but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if you do all your shopping there. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you read the Union Leader, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if you believe it. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you know everyone in town, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if they're all related to you. YOU'RE FROM MAINE if you go to the dump on saturday, but YOU'RE REALLY FROM MAINE if you leave with more than what you brought.
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