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     In Heaven:
        The cooks are French,
        The policemen are English,
        The mechanics are German,
        The lovers are Italian,
        The bankers are Swiss.

     In Hell:
        The cooks are English,
        The policemen are German,
        The mechanics are French,
        The lovers are Swiss,
        The bankers are Italian.



     In Computer Heaven:
        The management is from Intel,
        The design and construction is done by Apple,
        The marketing is done by Microsoft,
        IBM provides the support,
        Gateway determines the pricing.

     In Computer Hell:
        The management is from Apple,
        Microsoft does design and construction,
        IBM handles the marketing,
        The support is from Gateway,
        Intel sets the price.