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A couple went out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she noticed a tear in his eye and asked if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replied, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would be a free man!"
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