| Boys Only |
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Lil' Johnny walked home from school each day past Lil' Suzi's house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He held up the football and said, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!" Lil' Suzi ran into the house, crying to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother ran out and got her one. The next day Lil' Suzi was waiting for Johnny as he rode up on his bike. She held up the football, "Nah Nah Nah Nah." Lil' Johnny angrily pointed to his bike and said, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She ran in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. Lil' Johnny was furious. He pulled down his pants, pointed to his most private of parts and said, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!" The next day he walked by and proudly said, "Well, I guess I showed you!" Lil' Suzi promptly pulled up her dress, pointed to her parts and proclaimed, "My mommy told me that as long as I have one of THESE, I can get as many of THOSE as I want! |