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The other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies Night Club” [ala Chippendale]. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer” came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and puts it on his other butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home. |