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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the carbohydric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent: 12 Carbs without her consent: 2187 Carbs OPENING HER BRA: With both hands: 8 Carbs With one hand: 12 Carbs With your teeth: 485 Carbs PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection: 6 Carbs Without an erection: 4315 Carbs PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris: 8 Carbs Trying to find the G-Spot: 4092 Carbs POSITIONS: Missionary: 12 Carbs 69 lying down: 78 Carbs 69 standing up: 812 Carbs Wheelbarrow: 216 Carbs Doggy Style: 326 Carbs Italian Chandelier: 2912 Carbs ORGASMS: Real: 112 Carbs Fake: 1315 Carbs POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging: 18 Carbs Getting up immediately: 36 Carbs Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Carbs GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years: 36 Carbs 30-39 years: 80 Carbs 40-49 years: 124 Carbs 50-59 years: 1972 Carbs 60-69 years: 7916 Carbs 70 and over: Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly: 32 Carbs In a hurry: 98 Carbs With her father knocking at the door: 5218 Carbs With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Carbs PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary |