| Girls Night Out |
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Two women friends had gone for a "Girls Night Out", but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. They had nothing to wipe with so the first one took off her panties and used them, then threw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home. The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's night out parties have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing" said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station we'll never forget you'." |