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An overweight man decided to lose some pounds, so he went to a weight loss clinic and asked what they offered. The clinic told him that they had three deals. The first one cost $100, the second one $200 and the third one cost $500. Since this man was quite desperate to lose weight, he ordered the first deal and gave them $100. The clinic had the man swim around in a pool. After he got out, he then proceeded to the sauna. As he was waiting, an attractive, naked lady entered the sauna. Around her neck was a sign that read, "If you catch me you can fuck me!" Seeing this, the man raced around the sauna in an attempt to catch her. However, much to his dismay, the time expired (to catch her) and he went home disheartened. However, he was quite elated after noticing he lost 10 pounds. So he went back to the weight loss clinic and asked for their $200 deal. The clinic happily obliged and had him swim around in the pool, get out and proceed to the sauna. After several minutes, an extremely gorgeous naked lady, even more beautiful than before, entered. Again, this lady had a sign around her neck which read, "If you catch me you can fuck me!" Again, when the fat man saw this, he instantly got up and chased her with a passion. Unfortunately, the girl was much to swift for him and he was unable to catch her before the time expired. He went home disheartened, but was delighted to discover he had lost 20 pounds. Of course by this time, he was so satisfied with the clinic's weight loss program, that he ran back and requested the $500 deal. The clinic happily obliged and had him swim around the same pool, and after swimming for some time, he proceeded to the sauna. While waiting in the sauna, he envisioned Ms. Gorgeous U.S.A. would walk in any minute as the two before had. The door opened and in walked a huge, burly gorilla with a sign: "If I catch you, I fuck you!" |