| $2 An Inch |
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An Englishman, American & Irishman visited a brothel. When they enquire about services & prices, The Madame said, "We're trying something new. There's a special offer - tonight, it's just $2 an inch." The Englishman said, "I'm first." Half-hour later, he returned and said, "Try and do better buddies, it cost me $24 and I held back too!" The American is next and returned after an hour declaring, "$31 - no sweat!" The Irishman is last, but was back after just 10 minutes. "How much?" the others enquire. The Irishman looked at the ground, shuffled his feet and almost whispering said, "$4," but then added, "I'm not as dull as you think, I paid on the way out!!" |